Clint once got everyone kicked out of a folk music festival because he kept going around to all the bluegrass bands, insisting he was Satan, and challenging their fiddlers to a duel for their souls.
You and me both, Pete.
#as much as i love the idea of peter being baby avenger#he has a gIGANTIC CAPTAIN AMERICA BONER#so petition for fic where peter becomes an avenger and encounters coulson#and coulson is like yOU! and peter is like yOU! and everyone else is like ????#and it turns out peter and coulson have been sniping each other on merch for years